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ATAG_Deacon
Dec-20-2012, 09:39
Since the world is going to end tomorrow, I thought I would start a joke thread so we could go out laughing:


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'




Now since tomorrow is the end of the world, feel free to go home and tell that one to the wife.


:)

Old_Canuck
Dec-20-2012, 10:54
Happy Doomsday everbody. See you at the next one.

Stirwenn
Dec-20-2012, 10:55
excellent ! lol ! translated and post to my french squad !

Doc
Dec-20-2012, 11:16
That is a good 1.

ATAG_Snapper
Dec-20-2012, 13:25
1246

ATAG_Deacon
Dec-20-2012, 14:18
1246

So Nabisco got it right?

In that case, please enjoy the following:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gng3sPiJdzA

Mind you, I've nothing against the fairer sex...but the video is damned entertaining :PP

ATAG_Snapper
Dec-20-2012, 14:49
Aw man, I FELT those face plants! :P

Question: re the gal that smacks into the doorway trying to dodge the running bulls.....who in their right mind would wear anything remotely RED on that day? roflmao

335th_GRAthos
Dec-20-2012, 16:54
Hmmm.....

http://communities.sportsnet.ca/servlet/JiveServlet/showImage/2-2000884-16820/weather.jpg

ATAG_Snapper
Dec-20-2012, 19:15
Hmmm.....

http://communities.sportsnet.ca/servlet/JiveServlet/showImage/2-2000884-16820/weather.jpg



LOL I "shared" that one on Facebook. Funny stuff! :thumbsup:

Dutch
Dec-21-2012, 11:11
Isn't it a very strange thing that everyone's making up apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow?

:)

Sorry about that one.

ATAG_Snapper
Dec-21-2012, 11:48
Dutch, I'll bet you've been crossing the days off the calendar just WAITING to use that line! :D

ATAG_Colander
Dec-21-2012, 15:01
Here's one...

They've been secretly working the real CLOD sequel and it is scheduled to be released for free in two days.

335th_GRAthos
Dec-21-2012, 15:05
They've been secretly working the real CLOD sequel and it is scheduled to be released for free in two days.

I want to know how many infraction points you are going to accredit to yoursef for this...:PP



LOL!



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