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    False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    So this is very short but pretty funny...to me anyway

    I go into emergency to get checked out for heart arrhythmia. They check it out and it's missing beats. The ambulance driver was a really nice guy and we were talking back and forth and he asked me what was I doing all night? Flying a sim I said. What one? IL-2 Sturmovik Cliffs of Dover. OH! I've got a friend who'e insane about that thing. So away I go blabbering away like a little girl who just bought a new Tom Ford getup. On and on and on. The doctor looks at me and comes over. "Have you done any cocaine this evening Richard?"

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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Quote Originally Posted by IIJG27Rich View Post
    So this is very short but pretty funny...to me anyway

    I go into emergency to get checked out for heart arrhythmia. They check it out and it's missing beats. The ambulance driver was a really nice guy and we were talking back and forth and he asked me what was I doing all night? Flying a sim I said. What one? IL-2 Sturmovik Cliffs of Dover. OH! I've got a friend who'e insane about that thing. So away I go blabbering away like a little girl who just bought a new Tom Ford getup. On and on and on. The doctor looks at me and comes over. "Have you done any cocaine this evening Richard?"
    hahahahaahaha !!

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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Quote Originally Posted by IIJG27Rich View Post
    So this is very short but pretty funny...to me anyway

    OH! I've got a friend who'e insane about that thing.
    Hi Rich'.....I'm intrigued, now. I wonder who his friend is who's insane about Cliffs. I wonder if it's somebody we all know........? Whoever it is has got great choice in flight sims! Salute!

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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Ha!

    How is your heart condition now?


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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Who needs this stuff when you have Cliff's, eh Rich?!?



    Some people just don't know there are better ways to get high..... like flying in BLITZ

    Funny story, thanks for sharing.

    And hope the ticker settled down.....
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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Humour is great to use in what obviously is a really worrying situation.

    Most impotantly, are you ok Rich?

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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Hope you are ok Rich.

    We obviously are happy you enjoy flying CoD-Blitz...

    But might be an idea for you to moderate your consumption... allnighters can be too much of a good thing.

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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    I'm totally fine now. The arrhythmia passed as soon as I pulled back on the gallons of coffee I was drinking. My Dad had arrhythmia since he was a boy and lived until he was 85 so it doesn't have me too worried. The other fun part of this story is Team Fusion can be satisfied that they must be doing something right. They got me so exited a doctor thought I was high on cocaine
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    Re: False cocaine use accusation..Funny IL-2 Story

    Quote Originally Posted by ATAG_Marlow View Post
    Hi Rich'.....I'm intrigued, now. I wonder who his friend is who's insane about Cliffs. I wonder if it's somebody we all know........? Whoever it is has got great choice in flight sims! Salute!
    Yeah I wonder if it's one of the guys who we'd see on the server or maybe even in one of the other IL2 games . . .

    Rich, you just call the ambulance again and ask the driver what his friend's online name is

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATAG_Flare View Post
    Yeah I wonder if it's one of the guys who we'd see on the server or maybe even in one of the other IL2 games . . .

    Rich, you just call the ambulance again and ask the driver what his friend's online name is
    Well I didn't go to the Kelowna Hospital I went to Vernon and I think Catseye is from Vernon..Maybe he is the guy. If you add up the population of Vernon Oyama Winfield Rutland and Kelowna you're probably talking about almost 200,000 so there maybe a couple more Cliffs players in the mix in a 35 mile radius
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