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  1. Mar-05-2020, 07:33 #1
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    Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Questions are being asked by top officials at ATAG and TFS after it was discovered that certain antipodean members have been hoarding…toilet rolls!
    Said Ace Vid Maker, ATAG_Pattle:

    ‘'Yeh, I’ve probably got the biggest, bonza collection in the whole of Australia! I’ve told the wife to stop buying but…well, the 'sheila' just loves ‘em! What can a poor simpilot do?''

    Pattle was discovered to be hiding four million, three hundred and sixty seven toilet rolls, of all colours, shapes and sizes in his garage, empty swimming pool……even under the marital bed!

    ‘'Gets a bit lumpy at times,’ chortled Pattle, ‘but that’s what the wife’s for! Aviation is old hat! Bog rolls are the future, Mate!’'

    ATAG_Snapper is looking into the matter and said:

    ‘'Here at ATAG we actively encourage ‘individuality’ but… we fail to understand how possession of four million, three hundred and sixty seven toilet rolls advances ‘Tobruk’ at all!’'

    Meanwhile, the Community awaits ATAG_Pattle’s next vid with a mixture of excitement and…trepidation!
    Salute……..and happy hoarding!
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?



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  5. Mar-07-2020, 03:26 #3
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Dammit Pat...we havin to cut up bed sheets here !!!
    Ease up n leave some for the rest of us...remember, I know where u live !!
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Living on the upper side of the world, I had no idea what this post was all about ...
    until I went shopping yesterday and saw all those empty shelfs.

    Has Pattle been here as well???
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Ha ha! Quite right, too, Torian!

    And Derda...beware! That Pattle gets everywhere!!!! LoL! Salute!
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Very funny young Marlow.

    The Australian Football league, played with there 2020 ball tonight.

    https://www.facebook.com/Geelong.Cat...6482963322689/

    TFS's Australian chapter has enlisted Ace McYoungfella to go grab some for us. I'm sure he will come through. A mission forever to by known as the BumBuster Raid.

    https://www.facebook.com/HappinessHe...6261567542131/

    And poor Kenny K, who lives down the road, just got some distressing news.

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    Let me just say in about 4 more days at my place, this will cease to be a laughing matter, if idiots caught up in the collective hysteria don't wake up to themselves.

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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Went shopping this morning as - among other things - we are out of loo roll. Alas, the shelves at the supermarket were bare.

    However, I have managed to secure several copies of the Daily Mail. So here goes........
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    After much thought and having consulted with ' The Butler ' we have decided to start re-cycling our toilet tissues ( we're too posh to call them toilet rolls ).

    This of course is only done when both sides of the tissue has been used to it's full capacity and there are no blank spaces left .

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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Bwaaaggghhhhhh!

    But what we want to know is:.........who gets first dibs, Knighty? You or.....'The Butler!' Salute!
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  19. Mar-14-2020, 08:06 #10
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Guys, we found them.

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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maru View Post
    Guys, we found them.

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    Maybe it’s for a family emergency - someone got into the licorice sticks....



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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Things are getting really serious now.
    Was shopping today and there was plenty of nothing at all.
    NOT EVEN GARLIC!!!

    I would be willing to swap half a toilet roll for a decent bulb!
    Anyone interested?
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Now I know what was Mrs. Pattles plan! She is a genius

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    Now a fact, people on amazon are selling toilet rolls 4x its original price...
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maru View Post
    Now I know what was Mrs. Pattles plan! She is a genius

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    Now a fact, people on amazon are selling toilet rolls 4x its original price...
    Its the new butt-coin!!!!
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    Re: Wot? No Toilet Rolls?

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