Questions are being asked by top officials at ATAG and TFS after it was discovered that certain antipodean members have been hoarding…toilet rolls!
Said Ace Vid Maker, ATAG_Pattle:
‘'Yeh, I’ve probably got the biggest, bonza collection in the whole of Australia! I’ve told the wife to stop buying but…well, the 'sheila' just loves ‘em! What can a poor simpilot do?''
Pattle was discovered to be hiding four million, three hundred and sixty seven toilet rolls, of all colours, shapes and sizes in his garage, empty swimming pool……even under the marital bed!
‘'Gets a bit lumpy at times,’ chortled Pattle, ‘but that’s what the wife’s for! Aviation is old hat! Bog rolls are the future, Mate!’'
ATAG_Snapper is looking into the matter and said:
‘'Here at ATAG we actively encourage ‘individuality’ but… we fail to understand how possession of four million, three hundred and sixty seven toilet rolls advances ‘Tobruk’ at all!’'
Meanwhile, the Community awaits ATAG_Pattle’s next vid with a mixture of excitement and…trepidation!
Salute……..and happy hoarding!
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