Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

  1. #1
    Manual Creation Group ATAG_Marlow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Marlow, Buckinghamshire, England
    Posts
    1,143
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    6.06 MB

    TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Dear Brave Red Pilots...LISTEN UP!

    Over the last six months, many of you men will be aware that the Reds have had various brave units operating in the North African Desert, preparing the way for our glorious forces to sweep the skies clear of all dastardly Blue aircraft, once 5.0 'Tobruk' is released!

    Airfields have been built...new runways laid...and much needed vital supplies laid on. These include:

    60 tons of Doughnuts at Buq Buq

    12 000 gallons of Real Ale at Cairo Central Supplies...and...

    16 000 pairs of black stockings (the ones with the sexy black line down the back!!!! Calm down, ATAG_Highseas!) for use as 'currency' amongst the local ladies.

    However..... it has come to our notice that.........WE ARE NOT ALONE!

    We suspect that the Blue forces are hiding in the scrub and watching our preparations.....for our scouts report 'funny business in the bushes!' A typical Blue trick!

    Various items have been found by our Red Security forces including....a disreputable pair of Luftwaffe shorts.....size 18.....with the name....... 'Meyer'........ printed in large Gothic lettering on the lable!


    luftwaffe-tropical-shorts-front-300x220.jpg


    All Red Pilots are asked to...... STAY ALERT......and keep their eyes peeled for a Blue pilot....FLYING WITH NO PANTS ON...in excess of 20 000 feet......and suffering from severe frostbite! Once caught, the culprit will be instantly banned from the Server by ATAG_'Eisenhower' Snapper!

    In the meantime, we Reds wish to inform JG52 Meyer that his shorts are presently residing above the bar at RAF Lympne and may be reclaimed by him in exchange for 12Ibs of finest Bavarian Knockwurst and all round invites to the Salzberg Beer Festival, (2021?) where we will all raise a glass to celebrate the successful launch of 5.0 'Tobruk.'

    Hals und beinbruch! Er...I mean....Hip, hip.........alright, carry on, chaps! As you were!!!! Salute!

  2. #2
    Admin ATAG_Snapper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    10,131
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    143.21 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)



    i7 4770K @3.5 GHZ, 24 Gigs DDR3 1600 DIMM, Gigabyte GTX970 4 Gig, Win 10 64 bit, TrackIR 5, TM16000 joystick, TM Warthog Throttle, CH Quadrant, Saitek Pro Combat rudder pedals

  3. Likes ATAG_Marlow liked this post
  4. #3
    ATAG Member ATAG_Highseas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Peurto del Slade, UK
    Posts
    5,615
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    571.41 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Quote Originally Posted by ATAG_Marlow View Post
    16 000 pairs of black stockings (the ones with the sexy black line down the back!!!! Calm down, ATAG_Highseas!)
    Calm down?!

    16,oöo

    Hubba bubba!


    - ASUS ROG STRIX Z370-E - i7-8700k - ASUS RTX 2080 Ti ROG STRIX OC GAMING - 32GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 3000MHz -
    - CORSAIR 850W RMx Series PSU - Noctua NH-U14S CPU Cooler -
    - Virpil T50 Mongoos with Warthog Grip plus Extension Set -
    - TM Warthog Throttle -
    - Slaw Device 109 Cam Rudder Pedals -
    - HighseasPeripherals(tm) - Engine Switch Panel - Munitions Switch Panel - Throttle Quadrant Trim Box - Helicopter Collective - Analogue Brake Lever -

    (Operated by a 1972 Standard Issue Talking Monkey)

  5. Likes ATAG_Marlow, ATAG_Snapper, rontaila liked this post
  6. #4
    ATAG Member ATAG_TCP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Location
    Queensland, Australia
    Posts
    471
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    328.74 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Looks like those blues are getting a little overconfident!
    Must be starting to lose it, will keep a look out though on one of my swanns over the coast

  7. Likes ATAG_Marlow, ATAG_Snapper liked this post
  8. #5
    Supporting Member JackMaXX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2017
    Location
    Dublin
    Posts
    189
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    872.24 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    some black sockings for Highseasblack socksings.jpg

  9. #6
    ATAG Member ATAG_TCP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Location
    Queensland, Australia
    Posts
    471
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    328.74 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Those are some intense sockings, I think I'm seeing stars

  10. Likes ATAG_Highseas liked this post
  11. #7
    ATAG Member ATAG_Highseas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Peurto del Slade, UK
    Posts
    5,615
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    571.41 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Quote Originally Posted by JackMaXX View Post
    some black sockings for Highseasblack socksings.jpg
    Bit short on leg.... but ok.. i will take them...


    - ASUS ROG STRIX Z370-E - i7-8700k - ASUS RTX 2080 Ti ROG STRIX OC GAMING - 32GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 3000MHz -
    - CORSAIR 850W RMx Series PSU - Noctua NH-U14S CPU Cooler -
    - Virpil T50 Mongoos with Warthog Grip plus Extension Set -
    - TM Warthog Throttle -
    - Slaw Device 109 Cam Rudder Pedals -
    - HighseasPeripherals(tm) - Engine Switch Panel - Munitions Switch Panel - Throttle Quadrant Trim Box - Helicopter Collective - Analogue Brake Lever -

    (Operated by a 1972 Standard Issue Talking Monkey)

  12. Likes ATAG_TCP, ATAG_Marlow, farley liked this post
  13. #8
    Supporting Member JackMaXX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2017
    Location
    Dublin
    Posts
    189
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    872.24 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Quote Originally Posted by ATAG_Highseas View Post
    Bit short on leg.... but ok.. i will take them...
    a little disappointed that you seem unimpressed with the Sockings, especially considering the amount of time I had to spend looking at images of long legged models wearing Black lingerie and fishnet stockings on the world wide interweb to find something appropriate for you

  14. #9
    ATAG Member ATAG_Highseas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Peurto del Slade, UK
    Posts
    5,615
    Post Thanks / Like
    Total Downloaded
    571.41 MB

    Re: TOP SECRET: RED PILOTS ONLY! (No Blues....especially not JG52!!!!!)

    Quote Originally Posted by JackMaXX View Post
    a little disappointed that you seem unimpressed with the Sockings, especially considering the amount of time I had to spend looking at images of long legged models wearing Black lingerie and fishnet stockings on the world wide interweb to find something appropriate for you
    Please accept my humblest appologies.

    I once used the internet to send a sort of ultra modern fax and I didn't like it one bit. Dreadful thing.

    My children say it will be the future. They are so sweet. With their pop music and their computer games.



    - ASUS ROG STRIX Z370-E - i7-8700k - ASUS RTX 2080 Ti ROG STRIX OC GAMING - 32GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 3000MHz -
    - CORSAIR 850W RMx Series PSU - Noctua NH-U14S CPU Cooler -
    - Virpil T50 Mongoos with Warthog Grip plus Extension Set -
    - TM Warthog Throttle -
    - Slaw Device 109 Cam Rudder Pedals -
    - HighseasPeripherals(tm) - Engine Switch Panel - Munitions Switch Panel - Throttle Quadrant Trim Box - Helicopter Collective - Analogue Brake Lever -

    (Operated by a 1972 Standard Issue Talking Monkey)

  15. Likes JackMaXX, ATAG_TCP, ATAG_Headshot liked this post

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •