Dear Brave Red Pilots...LISTEN UP!
Over the last six months, many of you men will be aware that the Reds have had various brave units operating in the North African Desert, preparing the way for our glorious forces to sweep the skies clear of all dastardly Blue aircraft, once 5.0 'Tobruk' is released!
Airfields have been built...new runways laid...and much needed vital supplies laid on. These include:
60 tons of Doughnuts at Buq Buq
12 000 gallons of Real Ale at Cairo Central Supplies...and...
16 000 pairs of black stockings (the ones with the sexy black line down the back!!!! Calm down, ATAG_Highseas!) for use as 'currency' amongst the local ladies.
However..... it has come to our notice that.........WE ARE NOT ALONE!
We suspect that the Blue forces are hiding in the scrub and watching our preparations.....for our scouts report 'funny business in the bushes!' A typical Blue trick!
Various items have been found by our Red Security forces including....a disreputable pair of Luftwaffe shorts.....size 18.....with the name....... 'Meyer'........ printed in large Gothic lettering on the lable!
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All Red Pilots are asked to...... STAY ALERT......and keep their eyes peeled for a Blue pilot....FLYING WITH NO PANTS ON...in excess of 20 000 feet......and suffering from severe frostbite! Once caught, the culprit will be instantly banned from the Server by ATAG_'Eisenhower' Snapper!
In the meantime, we Reds wish to inform JG52 Meyer that his shorts are presently residing above the bar at RAF Lympne and may be reclaimed by him in exchange for 12Ibs of finest Bavarian Knockwurst and all round invites to the Salzberg Beer Festival, (2021?) where we will all raise a glass to celebrate the successful launch of 5.0 'Tobruk.'
Hals und beinbruch! Er...I mean....Hip, hip.........alright, carry on, chaps! As you were!!!! Salute!
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