
Originally Posted by
ATAG_Marlow
OPERATION: 'HORNET'S NEST'
Date: Wednesday, Sept 6, 2023
Time: 1900 GMT
Server: ATAG Axis vs Allies Public Server
(Please note that this event will be accessible to both Blitz-only and Blitz + Tobruk players.)
The Prime Minister's Bedroom, Whitehall, London.....
'For God's sake, Winston! What the hell are you playing at,' screamed Clemmie Churchill, as she burst into her husband's bedroom.
'Strewth! Damn n' blathed!' shouted the great man, flinging his cigar away as flames enveloped the eiderdown, singed his socks and began making inroads towards his underpants!
'How many times have I told you not to smoke in bed!'screamed his wife. 'But do you ever listen? Oh no......in one fat ear, and out the.......!'
Before she could finish, Winston, leapt up, and slapped at the burning eiderdown helplessly. At the same time, taking control, Clemmie doused the flames with a well aimed deluge from the flower vase!
'Sometimes, only a woman will do,' she sighed, as she levelled her gimlet gaze at her hubby's singed features. 'Who the hell...... IS...... running the country while you're busy burning the house down?'
'You may well ask, dearest,' sighed the hero of the Boer War, and then attempting a different tack........ 'What news this morning, my duck.......my love.......?'
'Don't you 'my duck,' me,' sneered Clemmie with a withering glance at her husband's flannel (and somewhat blackened) pyjamas. 'And for God's sake get dressed! Those Air Sea Rescue types have let Bondi escape. He's disappeared into Northern France...... no doubt to 'rally the troops.' There'll be hell to pay for this....and Noofy's hit the McVities Factory again!
'Not my digestives?' groaned Winston. 'Dithasther! How can the Reds ever come back from thith?'
Twenty minutes later - The War Room
'Edna!' grumbled Winston, still in his pyjama's, 'get in here! Now!'
Having suffered another ear whigging from his wife, it's fair to say the Prime Minster was not......'at his best!'
A smart, dapper little woman, obviously the Pm's Secretary, entered the room briskly. Noting the Prime Minister's...er.... smouldering attire..... she sniffed the air and said.....
'Prime Minister....do you smell smoke?'
'Never mind that,' he said briskly, (cough, cough!).... 'send those Air Sea Blighters in immediately!'
A few minutes later the first of those....er.... 'Blighters'.... stepped into the room.
'Top o' the morning t' ya, Winnie! Jack Max at your service!' grinned our inhabitant of 'the Emerald Isle. 'Can I interest you in a pint 'o Guiness, Sir...t'put 'airs on yer manly chest, loike?'
'A bloody oirishman!' winced Winnie, visibly groaning,......'I suppose I asked for that......and who the hell are you?'
Winston was staring at the second newcomer, who, despite wearing RAF 'blue,' was sporting a beautiful Les Paul '59 round his neck, whilst his left hand deftly fingured a well know opening riff!
'SMOKE ON THE BLOODY WATER?' snarled the Leader of the Western World. 'You can't play that here! Who the hell are you?'
'Dazza, Sir,' smarmed the musician, turning on his very best stage smile.
'Well, you can BOGG OFF,' shouted Winston. 'We need pilots not....you...you creative types! Lithen here....... you Blighters let Bondi ethscape....and Noofy's destroywd my bithcuits.....AGAIN! Thumthings got to give......stho.....I'm creating a new outfit and you're the firtst recrewts! Your job is to 'nobble Noofy!' He must not be allowed to wander around Kent willy nilly. Damnation! He's been wunning wings around you! I want him twacked....followed..... and sthot down....licketty thplit! Is that clear?'
Winston turned the full strength of his ministerial glare on Jack and Dazz, who seemed silenced by the enormous task just thrust upon them.
'Now...get to it!' snarled Winston and with a final dismissive wave of his hand shouted, ' Get out!'
At the door, Dazza, summoned all his courage and through gritted teeth, offered.......
'Quick burst of.......Stairway to Heaven?'
GET OOOOUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!
Sitting outside, Edna winced...and decided it was going to be a VERY long day!
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Is this the end of Noofy! Will the Reds ever manage to....' twack him down?'
and will Dazza ever get to play 'Stairway to Heaven.'.......
Let's all chase Noofy...... all over the Cliffs of Dover skies in......Operation 'Hornet's Nest!'......this Wednesday, September 6th, Axis v Allies Server. See you there!
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